I went a little crazy while I was waiting for the videos and/or transcripts of the last session of General Conference to become available. So I wound up taking some cheap image-macro shots at some of the general authorities. My lineup begins with Neil L. Andersen.
First, the direct quote:
And then the fun starts:
Next up is Elder Durrant:
Then we bring out the big bats for M. Russell Ballard:
And then David A. Bednar, is, naturally, our cleanup hitter. The first pitch is an unspoken corollary to his quotation of Robert D. Hales.
And we'll end with a truly frightening strikeout: