Monday, May 26, 2014

Alma 23: Mormon Mania

The Run-On:  Part II
It turns out that the ridiculous run-on sentence in the previous chapter was actually supposed to be some sloppily-constructed cliffhanger.  Nine verses and a chapter break later, we finally learn the contents of the decree made by the king of the Lamanites:  "Don't hurt Ammon or his brothers, just let them do their jobs."

Of course, it took three verses to say that because Book of Mormon diction is suspiciously similar to Old Entish.


Freedom's Just Another Word For...Wait, What?
The chapter heading begins by stating that "religious freedom is proclaimed" in the Lamanite kingdom.  But let's look at the king's reasoning for his license-to-proselytize decree (verse 3):
...that the word of God might have no obstruction, but that it might go forth throughout all the land, that his people might be convinced concerning the wicked traditions of their fathers, and that they might be convinced that they were all brethren, and that they ought not to murder, nor to plunder, nor to steal, nor to commit adultery, nor to commit any manner of wickedness.
To be fair, this is closer to an official state church than it is to actual religious freedom.  The Lamanite king, in the hopes of converting his people to his new religion is not only ordering his people not to persecute God's missionaries, but he's also going so far as to tell them that the missionaries "should have free access to their houses, and also their temples, and their sanctuaries."  It's a government-sponsored Mormon invasion.

And beyond that, there isn't much to indicate that the Lamanite nation didn't already have a decent amount of religious freedom.  Chapter 21 mentions the inclusion of Amalekites and Amulonites in the Lamanite city of Jerusalem.  In verse 4 of that chapter it is stated that "many of the Amalekites and the Amulonites were after the order of the Nehors."  Many, but not all.  Nehor taught "that which he termed to be the word of God" in Alma Chapter 1, but when Ammon talks to Lamoni about God, Lamoni is unfamiliar with the concept (Alma 18:24-25).  That means that Lamoni, with his belief in the Great Spirit, is not after the order of Nehor.  Which means we have at least two separate religious beliefs in the land of the Lamanites. 

That, combined with the fact that the followers of Nehor in Jerusalem built "synagogues" and the king's orders that Ammon and his brothers be welcomed into Lamanite "temples" and "sanctuaries" seems to imply that there were already a number of varying religious groups in Lamanite society.  

Which means that the king's bold, forceful support of Ammon's religion is actually affording his country less religious freedom.  Not more.


Talk About Groupthink
This chapter summarizes the results of the subsequent missionary effort among the Lamanites.  None of the Amulonites joined the church.  None of the Amalekites joined, either, "save only one."  But half a dozen cities are listed in which the Lamanites "did repent and come to the knowledge of the truth, and were converted."

Entire cities converted.  Entire ethnic groups refused.  This is absurd.  People don't act like that.  Even the Mormon church can't manage to vote as a completely unified bloc, so why do they expect us to believe that conversions of the Lamanites break down into such distinct groups?


The Anti-Nephi-Lehies
The name is so silly-sounding, it serves as a sarcastic section header all by itself.

The newly converted Lamanites decide on a new name for themselves to distinguish them from the cousins they're so much better than now.  They decide on "Anti-Nephi-Lehies," which is totally confusing, because that makes it sound like they're against the good guys.  My seminary teacher explained to us that "anti" means "facing," but in retrospect I'm pretty sure she just made that one up.

Anyway, these people instantly become awesome and totally unlike the lazy, bloodthirsty savages they used to be:
And they began to be a very industrious people; yea, and they were friendly with the Nephites; therefore they did open a correspondence with them, and the curse of God did no more follow them.
The curse of God that no more follows them couldn't be referring to the color of their skin.  Not only would that be incredibly racist of God, but it's also not supported by the famous painting of them that every Mormon kid has seen in Sunday School:
See?  Still dark-skinned.
Ironically, if they were joining the supposedly not cursed Nephites, they were taking part in the Nephite double-or-nothing gamble:  sure, they could be God's favorites, but if they ever screwed up, they'd be in worse shape than if they were just evil godless Lamanites in the first place.  

Although they seem to hold up their end of the bargain later, so I guess the gamble pays off.

3 comments:

  1. I know you're being sarcastic, but the curse absolutely means the color of their skin. I pulled this quote from The Mormon Curtain, but I've read the entire talk before. It's not taken out of context.

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    Spencer W. Kimball, who on December 30, 1973, became the twelfth president of the church, feels that the Indians are actually becoming a "white and delightsome people." In the LDS General Conference, October 1960, Mr. Kimball stated:

    I saw a striking contrast in the progress of the Indian people today ... they are fast becoming a white and delightsome people.... For years they have been growing delightsome, and they are now becoming white and delightsome, as they were promised.... The children in the home placement program in Utah are often lighter than their brothers and sisters in the hogans on the reservation.

    At one meeting a father and mother and their sixteen-year-old daughter were present, the little member girl-sixteen-sitting between the dark father and mother, and it was evident she was several shades lighter than her parents--on the same reservation, in the same hogan, subject to the same sun and wind and weather.... These young members of the Church are changing to whiteness and to delightsomeness. One white elder jokingly said that he and his companion were donating blood regularly to the hospital in the hope that the process might be accelerated (Improvement Era, December 1960, pp.922-23). (p. 209)

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    Perhaps the kids in the painting haven't had time to turn a "lighter shade," or maybe they were actually originally much darker and are undergoing their transition. I wish the painting had them standing next to some of the non-Mormons to see if there was a difference. It looks to me like the one kneeling might be more righteous, because his skin looks lighter.

    What is sad is I remember native Americans in the home placement program going to my high school. One girl joined the church and married a local guy. I remember my mom pointing out that she thought the girl's skin was getting lighter. Unbelievable! The church teaches some crazy crap, and really good people follow it without giving it a second thought. If the prophet says it, it has to be true.

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    1. I didn't learn about the skin-becoming-lighter thing until after I'd already left the church. I'm not sure if I would have believed it if I'd learned of it before. It sounds crazy, but considering how people tend to follow the prophet, I might have wound up believing Kimball and his bigotry wrapped in faith-affirming doctrine.

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    2. "Bigotry wrapped in faith-affirming doctrine." Exactly.

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